I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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