I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
nutella sex= disaster
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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