She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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