So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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