can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He better not be in your backpack
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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