So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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