Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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