even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I wear drunk well.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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