if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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Send help, water and tortillas.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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