I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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