is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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