my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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