I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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