We're facebook friends in real life
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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