I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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