Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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