i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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