Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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