He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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