this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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