The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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