we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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