is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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