so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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