my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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