They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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