You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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