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I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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