I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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