Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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