And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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