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(407): View more from Florida

He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances

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(540): View more from Virginia

Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?

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(818): View more from California

Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around

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(662): View more from Mississippi

this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here

(601): View more from Mississippi

on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends

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(817): View more from Texas

So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date

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