we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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