I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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