People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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