Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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