I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Randomize
