If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
