fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
