3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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