walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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