i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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