we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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