Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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