did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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