I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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