He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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