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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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