Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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