It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
where am i from again
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Your penis caused this!
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