All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
