You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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