I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
