was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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