I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
