he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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