he wants to bone in the snuggie
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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