Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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