Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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