May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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