Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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