the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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